You'll never win the gold medal in fencing if you bring a knife to a Chuck fight.
One small step for man, one giant push from Chuck Norris.
In space, no one can hear you scream, unless Chuck Norris makes you scream.
Everything ended peacefully when the Mayans realized that stepping to Earth also meant stepping to Chuck Norris.
No meteors hit us this year - but Chuck Norris hit a few of them.